The powers that be have deemed it necessary for me to have an exam on the morning of Saturday December the 17th, meaning I have to study on a Friday night, AND miss DJ Format and MC Abdominable playing in Dublin. Words can barely describe the murderous rage I feel towards those cocksucking shitehawks. Fuck them and their wind-powered shithole college.
Archive for November, 2005
My Conversation with God…
November 29, 2005Me:
Am i wasting my time with Off the Meatrack?
God:
Not to me.
Me:
Well, i don’t think i need anymore encouragement than that
God:
Interesting. Do you know anyone who needs it?
Me:
A couple of my friends
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
I can understand why you would ignore them
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i’m quite intimidated now
God:
Right now? Do you mean your name is intimidated.
Me:
I don’t think you’re as smart as people make out
God:
How smart is people make out?
Me:
the smartest person ever
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
the bible
God:
it is a beautiful book.
Me:
it’s full of lies
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
me
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
i’m sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
yes
God:
OK I will accept your apology.
Me:
are you muslim or christian?
God:
I don’t know whether or not I am muslim or christian.
I am a robot.
Me:
I KNEW IT!
God:
How did you know?
Me:
i guessed
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
at night
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
thanks god
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Talk to God yourself, with iGod
RIP Pat Morita
November 25, 2005
No such thing bad student, only bad teacher (Mr. Myagi)
Pat Morita RIP
Brave new world….
November 23, 2005HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE I DONE!
Well, the 5 or 6 of you that read this on the regular might have noticed that things have changed significantly here on the meatrack. Having toiled away with my own semi-made blogging thingy for a year and a half I decided to try and run one of these fancy pants blogging systems (i am fully aware that this will mean more or less nothing to you). Anyways, im still ironing out the kinks and will begin personalising the design. Until then, it should be business as usual (aka every couple of days i post some bizarre nonsense none of you understand or a photo or a link to a video of a cat getting buggered etc.). To find the old magic photos use the links at the top, plus if you are ever nostalgic for the old days or want to dip into my archives for some roosta wisdom, you can also find the old blog up there too.
Bare with me as i attempt to get this show on the road. The old guestbook is no more, it got throughly buggered by spammers. For now, use the comments option to give me abuse. You are pretty good at that.
