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It’s time to shoot Big Brother in the head.

June 7, 2007

Via Reuters: Contestant thrown off Big Brother for racism.

Ok, I’ve defended Big Brother for 7 years now. “Ah it’s a bit of silly fun”, “It’s like going to the zoo but with mental animals”, “It’s fun to watch idiots fight..” etc. etc. But I think its time to take the old fucker out back, stick a shotgun in his mouth and blow him away to reality TV heaven. Hot on the heals of the racially charged Celebrity edition, they decided the best thing to do was to gather the biggest collection of annoying twats ever assembled in world history. Did they expect anything else but complete ignorance to be produced?

I hope the head honcho at Channel 4 has a big red button that detonates a serious of explosives across the  set and live on telly we can watch the house and all its occupants burst into flames. I mean, it’s Channel 4, they show pictures of women dying in car accidents for entertainment, it’s the least they could do.

7 comments

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  2. Ruairí
    Leave Big Brother Alone!!! Its fantasticular entertainment with 2 new men arriving tonight for our viewing pleasure..
    Also … I cannot believe you are still in college.. bloody hell man what age are you now?? Get a JOB !!!


  3. Poor George Orwell, died a penniless retard but staunchly proud of his socialist beliefs and the fine body of literary work he produced.

    Look what the fuckers have done…. Animal Farm is now more infamous as a weirdo sick porn movie of the same title while his masterpiece 1984 has been raped and reduced to a two word sound bite – Big Brother – which is now the popular term used to describe a group of fucktard fame hungery whores who lock themselves away in a TV studio and battle to the death to win the right to be photographed puking outside of tacky London niteclubs and have those photos published on the front pages of cheap slutfuck magazines.

    Poor, poor George.


  4. Haha..well said Caeser!

    And Openjewel, (whoever you may be) Jobs are for suckers. Look at today? Sunny as hell and I spent it watching the world go by with a loop-de-loop…the stuff dreams are made of..


  5. Do they still make loop-de-loops?

    I can’t find Funny Feet anywhere.


  6. Maybe that’s cause the’re called “Freaky Feet” Dario!


  7. Good point Openjewel….



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