Practical help from the BBC
December 16, 2007
The BBC are ever so helpful, keeping us up to date with the latest kangaroo-killing shark news and such. Amazingly they also find time to inform us how to watch television.
Step One, turn on BBC One
Step Two, point face towards television and keep eyes open
Step Three, try not to kick television to bits when ever Garth Crooks speaks.
Hopefully they’ll do a guide on how to listen to music next, I just can’t work it out.
Garth Crooks makes my blood boil. he better not be on again tonight
Try not to kick your television to bits, it will prevent you from watching Match of the Day.
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