National Busey Warning System

Food wars, global credit crisis, economic meltdown, apocalyptic weather, climate change, super-bugs, gang war, drugs, pollution, terrorism, mass protests. The world, as you may know, is fucked. In this climate of fear and doomsaying, the Irish government has launched emergencyplanning.ie. As Jazz Biscuit reported, they have deployed an array of icons to give us an early warning of the impending attack of the usual rogues gallery of bombs, pollution, suspicious packages and other terrors.

Off The Meatrack is doing its part to instill fear and confusion in the populace with the National Busey Warning System.

This clear and easy to follow early warning system will let you know what kind of Gary Busey you may be dealing with. Busey comes in many guises, some hostile, some friendly. Like Jesus he comes both to bring peace and war, all for the benefit of mankind. It is important to know which Busey may be in your immediate vicinity. If, for instance you are Jennifer Garner on the red carpet you will need to be aware of impending Busey strikes from behind. Or if you are a child at the UN asking idiotic questions you will need to know that righteous fury Busey may be in the area. Of course, the system can also be used to alert you to the magnificent force of wisdom that is Gary Busey, distilling love and knowledge like a modern day Buddha. All citizens should be keenly alert to the presence of Gary Busey as Mr. Joshua in Lethal Weapon, he will electrocute your fucking balls.

As Busey himself says “As I was told when I got out of the hospital 2 months early after my death from brain surgery, that I was born with the energy of ten men who have normal jobs”. Think about that.

Happy Busey Watching.